Final Exams and Finale
So, I finished all my exams finally. I am not sure how well I did in classes this semester. A complete lack of motivation has left me pretty speechless as to my ability to take a class an ace it. Apparently I lost that ability and didn’t really realize it until the end of the semester when I got stuck scrambling to bring up my grades. A position no one wants to be in. I got myself there though. My fault. I guess I’ll know more tomorrow when grades come out. If things go like I think they are going to I may be graduating UAB in the Summer of 09 instead of the freaking Spring of 09. No real problem other than my dad has to pay for another semester. And more loans that I will be paying off till I’m 75. Stupid education.
As far as jobs, I need a job. Unfortunately I did not get the great pleasure of being born with a silver spoon in my mouth although I wish I had sometimes. SO, considering I’m broke as a joke, a job is in my future. I have one during the semesters at UAB, but it’s not paying enough for me to pay my bills. SO that has to change. I can’t handle shit work anymore. It’s not working out. SO, if anyone hears of a position opening up, I’m pretty qualified in any area. Especially with computers etc.
In other news…I got Rock Band 2. It’s pretty fun, but those guitars SUCK. And thanks to Amy clarifying…I’m not alone. Those stupid guitars do not pick up what you are doing at all and it says you suck when you DO NOT SUCK. YOU DON’T. SO DON’T GIVE UP HOPE!!!
I’m pretty sure that no one will come play it with me lol because for some strange reason all my friends are always busy. I guess I understand because of the holidays and all, but I get the feeling people are a little pissed off that I’ve been so hidden away for so long. I had to pretty much dive into school at the last part of the semester though, so hopefully that’s not as frowned upon as it seems to be lately. Whatever. I’ll blog that out in another post. It will be long. Anyway! I’m going to be bored tonight and it’s going to be fun! Not really!
3 comments December 15, 2008
I’ve ABANDONED MY BLOG!!!
But not really. I just forgot about. I just like to creep on everyone that has one and wish I was that creative.
This is the newest addition to the Family…He goes by the name of Dwight…..surely you can see the similarities….He’s a schrute for sure.
Just recently (ten minutes ago) my gracious little son brought me a bounteous offering that we like to call….”shoe.” He traveled the uncharted waters of the place we like to call….”closet”…..to find this offering…along with three others. ….He is a brave warrior indeed. I for one stand in awe of this brave warrior and his gracious offerings…for these “shoes” are his way of communicating…”I’m freaking hungry…seriously…food….now…” What an intelligent one he is…
2 comments November 13, 2008
Seasons…Yes…
So, I managed to order Anthony Bourdain’s Season 1-3. I got Season 1 as well as Season 2 and the third will arrive shortly after this. I’m pretty excited about this. Have I mentioned how much I love this fella? He’s hysterical and dry. He’s a great cook, and to top all of that off, he’s extremely open minded and culturally accepting. He travels to all of these places and not only does he eat some strange foods that identify with certain cultures, but he actually gets to know things about the places he visits. He involves himself in the entire experience rather than eating weird shit in Asian countries like that fat fuck Andrew Z. Fat stupid Fuck. I am just really excited to be able to watch this all in one sitting as opposed to catching episodes here and there. I would marry this man if he came around and offered. I love him. Seriously. It’s sick.
On a lighter note. I feel better today. Much better. I got a nice note indicating that I was very strong today. Thank you. I appreciate it. I feel good about myself. I feel like lots of weights have been removed. I’m appreciative to everyone who helped me do so. Thank you all. Seriously. Thank you.
I have work in a few hours and all I want to do is crawl in bed and stay there for two days. Just resting my mind and my head. I would love that. It would be wonderful. Why can I not do that? Who’s in charge of life!?
My tattoo is almost finished. ALl I have left is shading. I’m pretty excited myself. It didn’t hurt as bad. Always a good thing. Arrested Development is awesome!!! 
Also dried banana chips are AMAZING! I found them at Smoothie King today in Homewood. YUM! I LOVE THEM! Thank you smoothie king for making a young college kid’s dreams come true! …Thank you.
1 comment September 9, 2008
New….(s)
So,
The new Man Vs. Wild was funny as shit. He was on the Moors in Ireland. He skinned a dead sheep after securing it from the “boggy bog” and then used it as a sleeping bag by turning the skinned sheep (head included) inside out. He, after climbing into the furry (dick looking) object proceeded to call it a “sheeping bag.” Do you see why I love Bear Grylls now? You should. He’s the ultimate. And a comedian. Yes. I love him.
Also, I ordered season 1-3 of Anthony Bordain (Sp) so I can see that there will be lots of that in my future. Actually non-stop till I finish all three seasons and the fourth comes out. What? I enjoy it. He just went to Texas and bought some authentic Texan boots. They were nice. He’s nice. On the eyes. Always.In this Texas episode I also fell in love with Ted Nugent. Who apparently has a great view on things. Guns, good personally hunted food and his Texas ranch. He also personally supports the troops. He has returned soldiers over to his home all the time. AND He’s extremely eco-friendly (he plants trees etc.) and he made a personal stab at Sting saying Sting complains about us saving the rain forest but what sting doesn’t realize is he can start by planting a fucking tree. I thought that was funny. It’s true. Sting is a tard. He lives in Wako Texas. That’s really cool. I like him more. Does that make me a redneck?
I’ve recently been turned on to Arrested Development as well. It’s hysterical. Absolutely hysterical. Kele put it on while he was working on my tattoo and I must say, I laughed. Especially hard.
Speaking of, I have a new piece currently being worked on. It spands my entire side and is a latin epitaph. I love it. I’ll post pictures when it’s finished boys and girls. It is painful as fuck but I love the picture. You can see the picture on my myspace if you want to see the before it’s done photos.
It’s probably time for me to sleep now. Stupid show about Donuts is on on the travel Channel. Stupid. Definitely.
5 comments September 4, 2008
Top Five Celebrity Death Pool Contendees
#1 Patrick Swayze...I mean look at him....Is it not obvious?....Was this too soon?
#2 Ted Kennedy...Karma is a bitch....
#3 Rosie O'Donnell...I don't care how it happens...I just hope something kills the bitch.
#4 Kelli Carpenter...She'll be swallowed whole by her wife's (#3) vagina.
#5 Nicole Richie....Her body will eventually eat itself...
1 comment September 2, 2008
Top Five Funniest People
#5 Rainn Wilson (You may know him as Dwight Schrute)
#4 Will Ferrell (Absolutely Hysterical....)
#3 Richard Pryor (Go Wash Your Ass!! )
#2 Seinfeld (Yes...they are a group...making them One.)
#1 Pt. 1 Christ Farley (he never fails to make me laugh Ever)
#1 Pt. 2 Christpher Walken (He is priceless and there is NO one like him)
That was hard to pick…Wow. Sorry I had to do two number ones. My B. G.
1 comment September 2, 2008
Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage
MyHeritage: Family trees – Genealogy – Celebrities – Collage – Morph
Add a comment August 31, 2008
Top Five Cat #2
Today’s top category is Top Five TV Shows of All Time!
#1 Seinfeld
# 2 Star Trek: The Next Generation
#3 Saturday Night Live
#4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
#5 The Simpsons
These are all shows that I seriously grew up watching. It was hard for me to narrow it down at all, but I just picked the first five that came to mind in order to spare myself a grueling process of eliminating certain ones for twelve hours. I watched a lot of TV. These are just five of my favorites that I’ll always remember watching.
1 comment August 12, 2008
TOP FIVE CAT #1
So Apparently the category for the FIRST EVER TOP FIVE CLUB Is top Five Hottest Actors/Actresses. I got this shit on lock down!
#1 Clive Owen
#2 Shannyn Sossamon
#3 Ryan Reynolds
#4 Casey Affleck
#5 Harrison Ford
Add a comment August 12, 2008
Memory Loss…
So on my way to work yesterday..I started thinking about something. In all honesty…Cell Phones have really limited our memory in a way. I mean think about it. If you lost your cell phone, could you call all your friends because you know their numbers? No. More than likely you couldn’t. In all honesty, I know two numbers out of my phone. Seriously. Two. Maybe three. It’s just a funny thought. I remember being younger and knowing like twelve numbers…now…I know two.
So yesterday was a completely big flop in the “Love World.”
I tell you what is it with guys thinking they can “say” or “do” anything they want when they can hide behind the phone line or the internet, or alcohol. It’s shit. Pure shit. I hate when people make comments because they want that knee jerk reaction or because they feel like they can do as the please. NO. When you’re in a relationship…you’ve pretty much lost all ability to act on your own without taking feelings into account. Fucking people. Ew. And seriously…why do people insist on rushing things? Is there a race to the alter? Because I was completely unaware.
On a somewhat lighter note! Let me just say…
Quiznos has to be the most disgusting place to eat. Has anyone noticed that it ALWAYS smells like a giant armpit when you walk in? Or possibly worse? Why do they stink? Not to mention, their meat is always slimy like it’s been covered in ooze for a month. And they have little bucktoothed rats as their marketing tool……What about this place screams good? What about this place and these furry little rats says HEY COME EAT HERE?! I’ll tell you what quality food is…
Yes. I said it. Thank you Captain D’s for your deep fried goodness and your awesome malt vinegar. You’ve made my life a better thing to be a part of. Thanks.
3 comments August 7, 2008
